“this guy built an ark. or at least he started building an ark. he’s building an ark like i’m keeping up with my website. sure, i’ll post-date and make it seem like i did it when i was there but really, im doing it wayyy later. probably because i’m still thinking about this almost ark…”
“one day, when i’m a roadside attraction…” – from ark of safety video deleted scene
irl is the new rpg 