“this guy built an ark. or at least he started building an ark. he’s building an ark like i’m keeping up with my website. sure, i’ll post-date and make it seem like i did it when i was there but really, im doing it wayyy later. probably because i’m still thinking about this almost ark…”
“one day, when i’m a roadside attraction…” – from ark of safety video deleted scene
great american stylite of the road
this almost ark of safety
mississippi riverfront, st. louis
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this champion of ingenuity was pumping royalcash’s radio activity while fishing the mississppi. is there ever a time someone plays old school that isn’t magical?
fishing with an old bolt
steaks on the grill
hearing royalcash’s radio activity (let’s jam) (1983)
making pee for the towstory video
there’s a shot in the towstory where i pee. obviously. i could have shot myself peeing real pee but getting the right color of yellow was difficult (i’m a water drinker, sue me) so i found a solution. if real pee is not for you, consider yellow string as a pee alternative. yellow string (use thread for horses) is available in most sewing kits and a lot of stores. the directions are easy if you play along and know what you’re doing.
before we get started you will need the following items:
green screen / matte wall; string/thread, a camera; a non-linear editing suite(nle); the will
- pan camera across string in front of chromakey background
- remove background of clip in nle so only string remains
- mask the legs of who’s peeing in the nle so there’s room for the string pee
- move string pee between the legs and under mask
- render and wait
would you just look at that pee!
nobody knows it’s string, so it’s our little secret 😉
STRING AS PEE
*string pee is not real pee so don’t forget to go if you have to.
motivation and inspiration for a bike story not shown
humboldt park, chicago
before it got cold my front tire slid into a crack on the chicago avenue bridge. i flew forward and fractured a rib – couldn’t exercise, could barely breathe much less meditate. it’s cold and dark but i’ve found myself a creative mindset – what else am i gonna do? cry? i can barely breathe!
my streak runs through recovery, the first is a bike story video (obviously)
get fit and recover
fuck your corolla
charlie don’t surf
a bike story
spin shaker life
after this, with a new whip i get back on the road and tell myself ill be more careful because nothing’s worth the physical downtime. in march im hit by a corolla…
protip: if this happens to you: lawyer
listening to WITCH’s home town (1974)
or the what happened to the book story…
and/or the what are you doing with your life(‘tory)
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white cat in window
yr humble narrator (reflected)
listening to tracie spencer’s this house (1990)