“one day, when i’m a roadside attraction…”
ark of safety video deleted scene
making pee for the towstory video
there’s a shot in the towstory where i pee. obviously. i could have shot myself peeing real pee but getting the right color of yellow was difficult (i’m a water drinker, sue me) so i found a solution. if real pee is not for you, consider yellow string as a pee alternative. yellow string (thread for horses) is available in most sewing kits and a lot of stores. the directions are easy if you play along and know what you’re doing.
before we get started you will need the following items:
green screen / matte wall; string/thread, a camera; a non-linear editing suite(nle); the will
would you just look at that pee!
nobody knows it’s string, so it’s our little secret 😉
*string pee is not real pee so don’t forget to go if you have to.
federal highway (interstate 68)
“this guy built an ark. or at least he started building an ark. he’s building an ark like i’m keeping up with my website. sure, i’ll post-date and make it seem like i did it when i was there but really, im doing it wayyy later.
probably because i’m still thinking about this almost ark…”
motivation and inspiration for a bike story not shown
humboldt park, chicago
before it got cold my front tire slid into a crack on the chicago avenue bridge. i flew forward and fractured a rib – couldn’t exercise, could barely breathe much less meditate. it’s cold and dark but i’ve found myself a creative mindset – what else am i gonna do? cry? i can barely breathe!
my streak runs through recovery, the first is a bike story video (obviously)
after this, with a new whip i get back on the road and tell myself ill be more careful because nothing’s worth the physical downtime. in march im hit by a corolla…
protip: if this happens to you: lawyer
listening to WITCH’s home town (1974)
or the what happened to the book story…
and/or the what are you doing with your life(‘tory)
(PUT IRLrpg001 VIDEO HERE)
listening to tracie spencer’s this house (1990)